A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want." Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The programmer said, "Look, I'm a programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend -- but a talking frog, now that's cool!"
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Saturday, October 13, 2007
Top Ten Quotations to make you laugh - RealDelight
Quotation #1:
Great Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Yap.
Great Wife: What is "yap", what is your meaning?
Husband: Love!
Great Wife: Whom do you love?
Husband: You!
Great Wife: No! You better say it clearly.
Husband: Alright.
Great Wife: Hurry up, say quickly! If you do not say today, do not think of sleeping tonight.
Husband: I love you...
Great Wife: This is what you said willingly. I did not force you!
Quotation #2:
Great Wife: Dear, please come over here! Look at that window, the husband helping the wife to massage. You better watch carefully and learn hard!
Quotation #3:
Great Wife: Dear, eat this apple.
Husband: Thanks, I do not want it, you eat it.
Great Wife: Oh, then I eat that good one, this one rotted.
Quotation #4:
Great Wife: I have no clothes to wear. That one I bought last week was not suitable. I do not even have one to wear for outing. Twenty over clothes, none of them suits me at all.
Quotation #5:
Great Wife: I feel cold.
Husband: You have to put on my jacket.
Great Wife: No.
Husband: But you will get a cold.
Great Wife: Why not you hug me?
Quotation #6:
Great Wife: What are you doing now?
Husband: Nothing.
Great Wife: Do you feel boring?
Husband: Yap! very boring.
Great Wife: I am boring too. Why not, we give birth to a child to play for fun.
Quotation #7:
Husband: When you married me, you like my intelligence or character?
Great Wife: What I like is this kind of good humor you have now.
Quotation #8:
Great Wife: This dish is delicious, you have good taste.
Husband: Yap! nice.
Great Wife: So tomorrow you continue to cook.
Quotation #9:
Great Wife: You like the dish I cooked today?
Husband: Yap, very nice to eat!
Great Wife: So you wash all the bowls now.
Quotation #10:
Great Wife: I do not want to play anymore. You are cheating! You promised me to let me win the chess today.
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Great Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Yap.
Great Wife: What is "yap", what is your meaning?
Husband: Love!
Great Wife: Whom do you love?
Husband: You!
Great Wife: No! You better say it clearly.
Husband: Alright.
Great Wife: Hurry up, say quickly! If you do not say today, do not think of sleeping tonight.
Husband: I love you...
Great Wife: This is what you said willingly. I did not force you!
Quotation #2:
Great Wife: Dear, please come over here! Look at that window, the husband helping the wife to massage. You better watch carefully and learn hard!
Quotation #3:
Great Wife: Dear, eat this apple.
Husband: Thanks, I do not want it, you eat it.
Great Wife: Oh, then I eat that good one, this one rotted.
Quotation #4:
Great Wife: I have no clothes to wear. That one I bought last week was not suitable. I do not even have one to wear for outing. Twenty over clothes, none of them suits me at all.
Quotation #5:
Great Wife: I feel cold.
Husband: You have to put on my jacket.
Great Wife: No.
Husband: But you will get a cold.
Great Wife: Why not you hug me?
Quotation #6:
Great Wife: What are you doing now?
Husband: Nothing.
Great Wife: Do you feel boring?
Husband: Yap! very boring.
Great Wife: I am boring too. Why not, we give birth to a child to play for fun.
Quotation #7:
Husband: When you married me, you like my intelligence or character?
Great Wife: What I like is this kind of good humor you have now.
Quotation #8:
Great Wife: This dish is delicious, you have good taste.
Husband: Yap! nice.
Great Wife: So tomorrow you continue to cook.
Quotation #9:
Great Wife: You like the dish I cooked today?
Husband: Yap, very nice to eat!
Great Wife: So you wash all the bowls now.
Quotation #10:
Great Wife: I do not want to play anymore. You are cheating! You promised me to let me win the chess today.
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Wild life Programs Saved One's life- RealDelight
Inverness, FL - A 71-yearl-old man fell off a dock and into the jaws of an alligator but said his knowledge of reptiles, gained from watching wildlife programs on television, helped him escape.
"I wasn't a bit afraid. I knew what they usually do," said George Blinn, who got away from the 7-foot gator by jabbing his thumb in its eye. Blinn said he has long been a fan of such programs as Wild Kingdom and knew about alligators' general behavior.
He got the chance to use that knowledge when he fell into the canal behind his house. Blinn said the alligator bit him on the left hand and then flopped him over in the water three times before Blinn escaped.
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"I wasn't a bit afraid. I knew what they usually do," said George Blinn, who got away from the 7-foot gator by jabbing his thumb in its eye. Blinn said he has long been a fan of such programs as Wild Kingdom and knew about alligators' general behavior.
He got the chance to use that knowledge when he fell into the canal behind his house. Blinn said the alligator bit him on the left hand and then flopped him over in the water three times before Blinn escaped.
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List of Phobias -a few : RealDelight
Arachnophobia: fear of spiders
Arrhenphobia: fear of men
Atychiphobia: fear of failure
Autophobia: fear of being alone
Enochlophobia: fear of crowds
Eurotophobia: fear of female genitalia
Judeophobia: fear of Jews
Kathisophobia: fear of sitting down
Lygophobia: fear of darkness
Methyphobia: fear of alcohol
Myrmecophobia: fear of ants Oneirophobia: fear of dreams
Ornithophobia: fear of birds
Ouranophobia: fear of heaven
Ranidaphobia: fear of frogs
Russophobia: fear of russians
Technophobia: fear of technology
Virginitiphobia: fear of rape
Xerophobia: fear of dryness
Zeusophobia: fear of gods
Zoophobia: fear of animalsa
Zemmiphobia: fear the great mole rat
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Arrhenphobia: fear of men
Atychiphobia: fear of failure
Autophobia: fear of being alone
Enochlophobia: fear of crowds
Eurotophobia: fear of female genitalia
Judeophobia: fear of Jews
Kathisophobia: fear of sitting down
Lygophobia: fear of darkness
Methyphobia: fear of alcohol
Myrmecophobia: fear of ants Oneirophobia: fear of dreams
Ornithophobia: fear of birds
Ouranophobia: fear of heaven
Ranidaphobia: fear of frogs
Russophobia: fear of russians
Technophobia: fear of technology
Virginitiphobia: fear of rape
Xerophobia: fear of dryness
Zeusophobia: fear of gods
Zoophobia: fear of animalsa
Zemmiphobia: fear the great mole rat
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