Quotation #1:
Great Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Yap.
Great Wife: What is "yap", what is your meaning?
Husband: Love!
Great Wife: Whom do you love?
Husband: You!
Great Wife: No! You better say it clearly.
Husband: Alright.
Great Wife: Hurry up, say quickly! If you do not say today, do not think of sleeping tonight.
Husband: I love you...
Great Wife: This is what you said willingly. I did not force you!
Quotation #2:
Great Wife: Dear, please come over here! Look at that window, the husband helping the wife to massage. You better watch carefully and learn hard!
Quotation #3:
Great Wife: Dear, eat this apple.
Husband: Thanks, I do not want it, you eat it.
Great Wife: Oh, then I eat that good one, this one rotted.
Quotation #4:
Great Wife: I have no clothes to wear. That one I bought last week was not suitable. I do not even have one to wear for outing. Twenty over clothes, none of them suits me at all.
Quotation #5:
Great Wife: I feel cold.
Husband: You have to put on my jacket.
Great Wife: No.
Husband: But you will get a cold.
Great Wife: Why not you hug me?
Quotation #6:
Great Wife: What are you doing now?
Husband: Nothing.
Great Wife: Do you feel boring?
Husband: Yap! very boring.
Great Wife: I am boring too. Why not, we give birth to a child to play for fun.
Quotation #7:
Husband: When you married me, you like my intelligence or character?
Great Wife: What I like is this kind of good humor you have now.
Quotation #8:
Great Wife: This dish is delicious, you have good taste.
Husband: Yap! nice.
Great Wife: So tomorrow you continue to cook.
Quotation #9:
Great Wife: You like the dish I cooked today?
Husband: Yap, very nice to eat!
Great Wife: So you wash all the bowls now.
Quotation #10:
Great Wife: I do not want to play anymore. You are cheating! You promised me to let me win the chess today.
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